Another Sing-a-Long with Piglet

To the tune of "I'm a Little Tea Pot"

I'm a Little Piglet

Short and Stout

Here is my Tail

Here is my Snout

When I get ticked off

Here me hiss

Pick me up and
 Plant a kiss

Or, in the absence of a photo of anyone kissing Piglet: dress her up in a silly costume instead.